REPORT §01
The Meteor
65 million years ago a meteor hit Earth. Every dinosaur panicked. Except one. He looked at the sky and said: "Probably nothing." He survived. Nobody knows how. Scientists stopped trying to explain it.
OFFICIAL SURVIVAL REPORT
The Dumbest Species That Somehow Survived.
Scientists stopped trying to explain them. Death gave up. Every law of physics says they should be extinct. Instead… they're multiplying.
REPORT §02
The 666
Millions of years later, more of them appeared. No evolution. No civilization. No technology. Just 666 dinosaurs with absolutely zero survival instincts. Yet somehow… they outlived everything.
REPORT §03
The Rule
Dinovas cannot die from intelligent causes. Only incredibly stupid ones. Unfortunately… they've never been intelligent enough. So they're still here. Even Death gave up.
REPORT §04
Greatest Hits
One Dinova stared at an erupting volcano for 17 hours. The volcano stopped first. Another challenged an asteroid to a staring contest. The asteroid changed direction. NASA refuses to comment.
REPORT §05
Scientists' Report
We have no explanation. Every law of physics says they should be extinct. Instead… they're multiplying. They sleep next to volcanoes. They pet meteors. They argue with T-Rexes. They lick glowing rocks. Nothing happens.
REPORT §06
Community Canon
The community decides what ridiculous historical events Dinovas accidentally caused. Dinovas invented Mondays. Dinovas taught pigeons to judge people. Dinovas are why socks disappear. Dinovas created CAPTCHA because they failed it. Nothing is too stupid.
17hVolcano Stare Record
One Dinova stared at an erupting volcano for 17 hours. The volcano stopped first.
0Survival Instincts
They sleep next to volcanoes, pet meteors, and celebrate extinction anniversaries. Nothing happens.
666Dinovas Confirmed
Fixed supply. No inflation. No rerolls. Just confusion.